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Anti Murder Juice

Please note: AI-assisted design tools were utilized in the creation of the graphic elements for this item.Start the morning with strong coffee and a little dark humor. This long sleeve tee features a vintage-style illustration of a steaming mug, a spoon, and the phrase “I ♥ Anti Murder Juice in the Morning” with the playful reminder, “It’s coffee, relax.” It’s made for coffee obsessives, night owls, and anyone who needs a quiet cup before facing the world. Wear it on slow weekend mornings, during late-night reading sessions, or while settling into your favorite café ritual. The substantial cotton feel and classic fit make it an easy layer for everyday wear, with a graphic that turns a familiar caffeine habit into a conversation starter. Please review the size chart carefully, as this style runs smaller than usual.

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Product features

- Thicker 100% cotton fabric with a vintage feel

- Seamless tubular construction helps reduce fabric waste

- Elastic ribbed collar designed to retain its shape

- Shoulder tape helps stabilize seams and prevent stretching

- Medium-weight 6.0 oz/yd² fabric with a classic fit

Care instructions

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Do not dryclean

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Tumble dry: medium heat

- Do not iron

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