Ceramics
Anti Murder Juice
Please note: AI-assisted design tools were utilized in the creation of the graphic elements for this item.Start the morning with strong coffee and a little dark humor. This long sleeve tee features a vintage-style illustration of a steaming mug, a spoon, and the phrase “I ♥ Anti Murder Juice in the Morning” with the playful reminder, “It’s coffee, relax.” It’s made for coffee obsessives, night owls, and anyone who needs a quiet cup before facing the world. Wear it on slow weekend mornings, during late-night reading sessions, or while settling into your favorite café ritual. The substantial cotton feel and classic fit make it an easy layer for everyday wear, with a graphic that turns a familiar caffeine habit into a conversation starter. Please review the size chart carefully, as this style runs smaller than usual.
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Product features
- Thicker 100% cotton fabric with a vintage feel
- Seamless tubular construction helps reduce fabric waste
- Elastic ribbed collar designed to retain its shape
- Shoulder tape helps stabilize seams and prevent stretching
- Medium-weight 6.0 oz/yd² fabric with a classic fit
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Do not iron
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Delivery: $5.90 · free from $50.00
Delivery & returns
- Preparation 1 to 2 business days
- Transport 3–5 business days
- Returns 30 days. Return shipping at your expense.





