Funny Dog Shirt

• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton with a lightweight 4.2 oz feel for comfortable all-day wear and minimal cling

• Retail fit with shoulder tape, side seams, and a ribbed collar to help the shirt keep its shape; it fits true to the Bella+Canvas 3001 sizing

• Front artwork features an expressive spaniel illustration with the message, “I have selective hearing. I’m sorry you weren’t selected. Tomorrow isn’t looking good either.” printed with AI-assisted design tools for precise placement

• Tear-away label to help minimize skin irritation; REACH certified adult garment printed on responsibly produced Bella+Canvas blanks

• Care instructions included: machine wash cold, non-chlorine bleach as needed, tumble dry low, iron on medium if necessary, and do not dry clean

This graphic tee is available in adult sizes and is intended for people who prefer a neat retail fit, so your usual tee size is a helpful starting point. If you want more information about specific sizes, the printed placement, or photos of a particular size, send a message and measurements and photos can be shared where available. The listing also notes that the design was created with AI-assisted tools, so the product photos are the best reference for exact print placement and scale before ordering.

• Two-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland is provided for the garment; please check localized warranty terms where applicable

• For the best sizing choice, compare your preferred tee fit with the Bella+Canvas 3001 style and consider the adult size range shown for the listing

• If you need help deciding between sizes, a message can be sent before ordering so you can review the available measurements and photos

• The printed placement and scale may vary slightly by size, so reviewing the images is recommended before you check out

This playful pet owner gift works well for birthdays, casual celebrations, or a surprise coffee-run present, and it also fits right in as a conversation starter. It is a solid choice for dog mom gift shoppers and dog dad gift shoppers alike, especially if they like a sarcastic dog tee with a cute dog shirt illustration and a relaxed everyday feel. The overall look blends animal humor shirt styling with a casual graphic tee vibe, making it easy to wear with jeans, joggers, or layered pieces.

Thanks for visiting — please browse the shop for more casual graphic tees and pet-themed apparel. If you have questions about bulk orders, custom placement requests, or sizing for a specific fit, just send a message and help is available for choosing the best option for your needs.